Teen Slam

Teen Slam - www.TeenSlam.com Review

I've been looking forward to reviewing Teen Slam all day, and I was pretty disappointed to log in right now and see that it has the "old" layout on the Meat Members network—it hasn't been upgraded to the new version and that probably means it's not being updated anymore either. It's hard to tell because there are no date on the updates. That's not a problem with the new layout, but here it's a major flaw. Let's move on to the content and see what the value is for your hard earned buck.

Even just looking at the file sizes tells me that this site hasn't been updated in a while. Today's higher quality MPEG segments are typically around 40MB, and these are just somewhere between 4 and 16 MB. Yikes. The small WMV files are REALLY small—thumbnail sized in fact—and I can't imagine anyone actually enjoying watching a movie that small!

There are very few sites out there still offering these small sizes, especially since most Americans are cruising along on broadband right now. Dialup members may be able to find some value here, but even then, you're typically going to want something a little bit bigger. At least so you can see what's going on, you know?

The videos themselves are good—the teens are into it, and they are believable as teens too. Sometimes they just dress up these 20- and 30-somethings in a cheerleader outfit and they think it'll pass—these girls really seem to be teens as far as I can tell. They're hot and sexy for sure, but without that air of maturity that older babes have. Teens are more willing to please, while the older women are more likely to want to BE pleased.

The guys on the site really like to cover the girl's faces in spunk—and I do mean COVER them! There are lots of great scenes of girls getting jizz in their eyes and then wiping a huge load off their pretty little faces. If you enjoy that (who doesn't?) then that's an added bonus for you here on Teen Slam.

The quality of the high quality MPEGs (if you can still call these high quality at this point) is somewhat decent, but at about 15MB per section, you can imagine that they just don't stack up to the quality that is available today in 2007. You can essentially pay the same price for super high resolution videos now, so why settle for this? I'm not hating on the site—I'm sure it was pretty great back in its day, but I think the expiration date is up. Way up. Over. It's time to let this site go from the Meat Members network, or revitalize the sucker and make it great again! I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for that.

Membership is $29.95 for 30 days or $59.95 for 90 days, which definitely isn't worth it for this site on its own. Teen Slam is a relic of the past, not updated anymore, and the layout really sucks. The thing that gives it a little bit of merit is that it's a part of the Meat Members network, so you get all 40+ of their sites along with your paid membership to this one. I can't let that carry the site though—it's got to get a rating on its own. Considering everything, it earns a 72/100. There is some value here, but not for today's prices. It just doesn't work, and I can't imagine spending a lot of time on a site that looks and feels this way. You deserve better—check out the other sites in the network for some true value.