1000 Orgasms

1000 Orgasms - www.1000Orgasms.com Review

1000 Orgasms is a combination of a Sybian and masturbation site. The goal here is to get a thousand orgasms on film, and of course the Sybian is the best way of going about that. This machine can make a girl cum harder than you or I ever could, so if you haven't seen these kind of videos in the past, I definitely recommend that you check it out! Let's get into 1000 Orgasms right now—let me just grab my username and password and log in!

The site is nice, with a very clean and easy to use layout. You can see the latest updates on top but they're just dates and names (unfortunately not updated since 2006). I'd skip that bullshit and go straight to the "videos only" page, because that's where you can really start looking at all the updates. There are 40 of them right now, which is pretty adequate. It should get you through at least 30 days.

Each video has a set of four large thumbnails, the girl's name and age, a title, and a description. Even though you clicked on "all videos," there are still links to view the accompanying pictures—so as you can see that's probably the easiest way to browse the site. There are three choices for downloads—WMV high, WMV low, and MPEG high. The WMV high downloads are about 75MB, the WMV low are around 25MB, and the MPEG high are around 100MB. The quality here is not so great. The biggest WMVs are still 320 x 240 pixels. The MPEGs are the same even though they're close to 100MB. Not good news.

Now let's take a look at the accompanying photos. These are professional pics, sized 800 x 530 pixels, and they are about as clear and sharp as they can get. Even though they're not the largest size photos you've ever seen, they still just look really great. They're well lit too, no shadowy shots. There are about 80 pictures per set, and they're just straightforward thumbnail galleries, so you can either click each one or flip through them—but there are no options to download zip sets or view slideshows.

1000 Orgasms is a part of the PervNetwork, so you get a bunch of bonus sites along with your membership. I've got the full list for you right here, so check these out and see what you think: Kung Fu Whores, Milk My Cock, Tranny Hunt, Naked College Coeds, Black Bros White Hoes, Real Rookies, Rectal Rooter, Mommy Loves Cock, College Fuck Fest, Yank My Crank, Euro Fuck Trip, Teen Brazil, Big Cock Crew, Blacks in Cracks, Strip Club Exposed, Destroy That Ass, Bikini Banger, She Gapes, Creamy Pie Holes, Gobble My Goo, and Border Bangers. The bad news is that many of them haven't been updated since 2004 or 2006—but several are kept up weekly and you do get a great deal of content overall.

The pricing options for 1000 Orgasms are extremely affordable. If you want to pay by credit card, it'll cost you $29.97 for 30 days or $59.97 for three months. If you prefer to pay by check, it'll be $29.95 for 30 days or $59.95 for three months. I'd go for the three month option. I mean there are a decent amount of updates on this site (40 at the time of this review), plus all those bonus sites, so I'd say it's worth it!

In the end, even though 1000 Orgasms hasn't been updated since 2006 and they have fallen WAY short of their goal of one thousand of those, I still think those are 40 decent videos that are worth at least that 30 day payment. The bonus sites give you a lot of good stuff too. It's not the greatest network in the world, but they do offer some solid content that's very unique. 1000 Orgasms earns a rating of 75/100 from me. Not bad! Check it out today.