Nut in Her Mouth Review

I'm not sure what it is about the title Nut in Her Mouth, but I've got all kinds of '80s product slogans going through my head right now. Nut 'N Honey, melts in your mouth not in your hand... I don't know. But regardless of that pointless introduction to this review, overall I think it's a pretty great site. Let me go into the specifics and tell you why, and then you can see if this is a site you'd like to plunk your credit card down on.

First off, there's a pretty decent amount of updates on the site—45 in all at the time of this review. It appears to be updated about once a month, which isn't too bad on a network site like this. You won't just be dealing with a main site and bonus sites if you subscribe—you'll get the whole collection of 40+ Meat Members site with your paid membership. So while a once monthly update looks lazy, it's not, because most other sites are updated twice a month. Add it up—it's a LOT of updates every single week, enough to keep you busy. Check out the Meat Members review on this site for more information on how that all works.

The movies are not available in full downloads, which is a disappointment are only available in segments, which won't be as big of a problem for dialup users of course. Downloading small sections is actually much faster than downloading a huge file for those on slow connections. So depending on your connection speed, this can be an asset or a big negative factor. Use your own judgment here.

The good news is that you can grab these updates in either low or high quality in your choice of Windows Media (WMV) format or Quicktime (MPEG) format. The WMVs will be smaller and faster to acquire, and the MPEGs will be larger and better looking. You can take your pick and figure out what looks best and works best with your system. Even the smallest ones don't look bad at all.

Screencaps are plentiful and great quality. They clock in at 720 x 480 pixels, very large and crisp on the screen. They capture the best moments and there are no blurry shots, and most importantly no blank ones! I think you'll find yourself spending a good amount of time in this section even if you're usually not a screencap kind of guy. Zip sets too—yay!

There are lots of hi-res pics on the site too though they're not available with every single update. Unfortunately they're only about 500 x 800—not really large enough for me to consider them truly high resolution. They're good quality though—pretty crisp, clear, and lit quite well.

The layout is all orange and white, taking my mind straight to another product we all know and love, the Creamsicle. Quite appropriate for a site that's focused on creaming the fuck out of these girl's mouths, right? Yup, thought so. Or maybe I just need to take a snack break. Hmm... OK I'll quit with the bad humor. But the fact is, the orange makes the site look fresh and funky, pretty appealing to the eye.

At $29.95 per month or $59.95 for 90 days, it's a great deal for an entire network membership. Remember, you're not just buying Nut in Her Mouth, you're also getting the entire Meat Members network—over 40 sites in all. Everything I viewed was satisfactory to me, and I would highly recommend this site to anybody. I'll give it a nice round 85/100. Great content, consistent updates, and a lot to look forward to.

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