Rectal Rooter Review

Rectal Rooter is all about plumbers that "lay some serious pipe in the asses of their female customers" when they can't pay their bill! I know I have had this fantasy a time or two, and watching it played out onscreen is a dream come true. Who wouldn't love to fuck these babes? Exchanging service for service, you know what I'm sayin'? Let's go ahead and log into Rectal Rooter and see what kind of content you get for that hard earned money.

The main page is nothing but confusing for me—there's a section of videos that I assume are updates, but then there's a section of "Rectal Rooter DVD series," who the hell knows what that is? Turns out it actually is extra content, but they never explain why it's called DVD series. There are no links to buy them on DVD or anything like that, so who knows? Then they try to get me to click on some pay-per-view shit.

Forget all that—skip to the good stuff by clicking on "videos" or "dvd series" at the top! There are 35 video updates and 24 dvd series updates on the site right now and that's it. No dates on the updates, so I'll assume it's not updated anymore (most of the sites on this network aren't—but most do have enough content to get you through 30 days on their own). I think that's a pretty good amount of content, but I do wish there were updates!

The videos on this site are all broken up into six clips each—unfortunately there are no full downloads. You can get WMV clips in dsl or cable speeds (from 10MB to 20MB), Real Player videos in dsl or cable speeds (from 8MB to 15MB), or MPEGs in cable speed only (50MB). I'd say the higher WMVs are your best bet. The MPEGs look exactly the same even though they take twice as long to download. I think the quality here is decent though not impressive by any means, and the actual size of the videos leaves something to be desired (the biggest is only 400 x 300 pixels). The actual fucking is good though—lots of good stuff here, no doubt about that.

The dvd series videos are different—they have clips in these formats: WMVs in 56k (2MB), DSL (10MB), and Cable (20MB). There are also Real Player files in 56k (under 1MB), DSL (8MB), and Cable (20MB). There are also MP4s of these in 56k (2MB), DSL (10MB), and Cable (20MB). And finally there are MPEGs as well, in Cable only (25MB). The 56k videos SUCK—I'd stay away from those unless my life depended on it. They are so damn blurry and they are literally 160 x 120 pixels in size. Yuck. The DSL and Cable ones are the same quality as the regular videos that I talked about in the paragraph above this one.

OK, let's move on to the bonus sites. Here's the full list from the PervNetwork: Big Cock Crew, Tranny Hunt, Teen Brazil, College Fuck Fest, 1000 Orgasms, Bikini Banger, Milk My Cock, Kung Fu Whores, Blacks in Cracks, Border Bangers, Real Rookies, Destroy That Ass, Naked College Coeds, Gobble My Goo, She Gapes, Strip Club Exposed, Yank My Crank, Mommy Loves Cock, Creamy Pie Holes, Black Bros White Hoes, and Euro Fuck Trip. Most aren't updated anymore, but they're not too bad.

If you want to join Rectal Rooter, by credit card you'll pay $29.97 for 30 days or $59.97 for 3 months. By check you'll pay $29.95 for 30 days or $59.95 for 3 months. I'm just not impressed enough with the videos on this site to actually recommend it to you, but if you don't care so much about high quality, and you care more about the theme than anything else, then go ahead and grab yourself these hot plumber fantasy videos! I rate this one 76/100.

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