Altered Assholes

Altered Assholes - www.AlteredAssholes.com Review

Altered Assholes is a site by John Strong—all the videos are directed by him, and it promises extreme anal action with girls getting their asses stretched to the absolute limits. The layout is simple yet well designed—all red against a white background, with a convenient drop down menu at the top of the page so you can access any of the other sites in the network with just a quick click. The three most recent updates are displayed prominently on the top of the page, with three large, clear thumbnails apiece. They list the girl's name, the date updated, a short description, and links to screencaps, hi-res pics, and videos.

Let's talk about quality for a minute. The screencaps on AlternedAssholes.com are spread out over about ten pages in each gallery with around 200 photos each, and you can rate them from 1 to 10 as well. They're 720 x 480 pixels—a little blurry in certain areas but overall the color and lighting is nice. The really great news is that you can download all of the screencaps for each gallery in one convenient zip file. The high res pics are only about 530 x 800 pixels, but they are extremely sharp and clear as if the girls were right in front of you in real life. The bad news is that a few of the most recent updates had no pics at all, just screencaps. The ones that did have around 400 photos though, so the quantity makes up for the small size.

I wasn't satisfied with the download options for the videos either—many that I clicked on were only available in low quality MPEGs, and there were no full downloads at all. Some were also available in low and high quality WMV as well as high quality MPEGs, but I'd like to see more consistency here. Not knowing what to expect on each page that I click on is a major drawback for me—the same video options should be available on each page, and a selection for broadband and dialup users is essential.

At the time of this review there are only fifteen updates on the site, and it has not been updated since June 7th 2006. At the time of this review that equals ten months of no updates—not a good sign. Since this is a part of a huge network (see the paragraph below), that has less consequence. You can easily enjoy all fifteen updates and then move on to the next site. But still I don't like a site to rest on its network sites, and it seems that's what this one is doing. If John Strong wants to revolutionize hardcore, he's got to step it up with the updates... That's all I'm saying.

You get the entire Meat Members network, around 40 sites in all. Obviously that is far too many to list here, but you can see the full list at MeatMembers.com. This is the kind of membership that really goes a long way—with frequent updates on most of the sites, you're guaranteed serious value for your money. It doesn't matter how often you log in, you're going to be able to get fresh content constantly. I highly recommend the entire network, though some sites are new so the content quantity is low, and a few are rarely updated anymore—the majority of sites are updated on a consistent schedule and everything works perfectly.

You can join Altered Assholes for 30 days for $29.95, or grab a full 90 days for just $59.95—a substantial savings of $29.90 off the normal monthly rate. If you really love this kind of content I'd definitely recommend the 90 day membership—I mean why not save yourself thirty bucks? If you think you're going to enjoy it for a month and move on, then the 30 day membership may be just what you need. Overall I'd give this site a 75/100—low marks for a low amount of content and inconsistency with the download options! This site could be excellent with just a bit more sprucing up and regular updates, but right now it's middle of the road.